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tardis221b:

DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

um yes south lanarkshire should be paying me to proofread all their government documents bloody hell

2fabwintersoldier:

This is from Entertainment magazine or something, I just haven’t seen this picture on here and it’s super cute so posting it was necessary.

tacoposey:

dear teen wolf, 

your characters don’t need love interests. they need therapy. 

sincerely, 

everyone

It’s rated R. For ‘Really Boozy.’ Starring me.
Grantaire, Book III (via incorrectlesmisquotes)    

You can’t run a ship like that.

witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

gutter-whores:

i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka 

quoms:

dont ever invite me over to ‘watch movies with you’ if that’s not what you actually mean because i like movies a whole lot more than i like human contact and i will just watch that movie

no no but deadpools really important because hes such the type of character that total dudebros love he’s crude and bloody and hes basically built on gratuitous violence but then

canon queer