You're here so, uh...Welcome, I guess.
Thank you for popping round. It's very kind of you. Would you like some tea? Oh. No. Right. Of course. Can't serve tea through the internet.
Oh, help, I've come over all painfully British and can't serve tea, what am I supposed to do?
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le-tomate asked: Thor :)
Oooh. Umm.
This is going to sound silly, but one time a bunch of friends and I went to the Edinburgh Dungeons and there’s this boat journey through the dark that I rode through with two of my other friends hurried in my lap out of theatrically increased fear and I felt like a super strong protector of our little family unit.
(I then proceeded to ruin that feeling by jumping out of my skin the minute plague was mentioned but still)
So I guess, I fell strongest when supporting others.
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Send me an Avengers character:
- Tony Stark: Something I'm vain about
- Steve Rogers: A cause I would fight for
- Bruce Banner: Something that makes me really angry
- Thor: A time I felt strong
- Natasha Romanoff: Something I wish I could change about my past
- Clint Barton: A time I felt used
- Loki: Something I thought was true, that actually wasn't true / A time someone lied to me
- Phil Coulson: Someone I secretly "fangirl" over
- Nick Fury: My last physical injury
Source: kinglokismonster
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REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS WOULD DO IF THEY OWNED YOU FOR 24 HOURS
Source: london-umbrage-is-falling-down
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I put Fran in my cupboard and my dad shouted at her for being in our fridge
It’s been a strange sort of a night
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just had my first skype video call yeeeeeaaah
Source: dignified-toddle
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DEAR LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Source: itsnotcontagiousiswear
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Just think about that for a second.
Casually wonders how the fuck that the fetus is even talking in perfect english and that it’s even aware that it’s alive and sentient.
Try harder.
watch the fetus be an alien fetus
“MY BABY’S GOING TO KILL ME”
I;M GONA N FUCKING CRY OMG
can we all take a moment to appreciate this girl’s waist
in fairness, that’s her billowing sleeve, not her back
Source: ryanthejadedpolygon
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i kinda bargained with rhiannon to write a certain fic during the summer
haha jokes on her i can’t writagwlrhramgv
yah
yah you can
Source: dignified-toddle
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Hulk is slightly afraid that Cupid falls off. Clint isn’t, since he knows Hulk will catch him.
Source: suspu
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Since Benedict isn’t playing Khan (which i’m actually glad about) can he play Trelane?
Or better yet Harry Mudd?
Yes Please :D
Source: nerd-do-well
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Don’t get me wrong, I love Snape. I love his character, I love that he works past his flaws, I love that he atones for his sins, etc. This isn’t about dislike for Snape. His character is tragic and brilliantly executed. This is about fans who can’t seem to understand that Snape’s love for Lily was unhealthy, and, to put it bluntly, downright creepy. Why anyone would want such a stalker is beyond me. People can use Snape to talk about the beauty of unrequited love/everlasting love all they want, but it’s obvious that they haven’t thought about what exactly they’re asking for in wanting someone to love them like Snape “loved” Lily.
YES TO ALL OF THIS
Source: harrypotterconfessions
oh gosh
one of my sudafed capsuals got caught in my throat and sort of disolved there and then I coughed and the powder came out my mouth in a big ass medicine cloud and
gosh
eurghk
oh it tastes foul
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- in celebration: I'll put the kettle on
- in sorrow: I'll put the kettle on
- in anticipation: I'll put the kettle on
- in sympathy: I'll put the kettle on
- in dedication: I'll put the kettle on
- just because: I'll put the kettle on
- everyday: the kettle is on
Source: super-sleuth
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